NI HAO,
WOJAK.

LESS FOMO. MORE FORTUNE.

The market is loud. The master is unbothered.
A thousand years of wisdom. Still no idea
what a candlestick means.

BUY $WOJAKHAO X / TWITTER

DEXSCREENER TELEGRAM

CA A little patience, grasshopper.

EST. IN A STATE OF ZEN

The Ni Hao Wojak master: an unbothered ginger cat with a long white beard. — MASTER WOJAKUNBOTHERED SINCE FOREVER.

NO RUSH. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME.SCROLL TO ENLIGHTENMENT

02 / THE PATHOUR ROADMAP TO ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING

A LITTLE PLAN.
A LOT OF LORE.

Every great journey starts with a “ni hao.”
Ours also involves a cat with a beard.
THE PATH IS THE POINT.

FIRST, WE SAY HELLO

Enter the dojo.

One wise face. One very online idea.
Open the doors. Let the lore begin.

Introduce the master to the internet
Bring the website & socials to life
Welcome the first fellow wojaks

THE MASTER'S NOTE

“A community begins with one hello. And someone asking ‘wen?’ five seconds later.”

THEN, WE FIND OUR PEOPLE

Spread the wisdom.

Good memes travel. Great beards
become a whole personality.

Community meme-making sessions
Unexpected internet collaborations
A growing collection of Wojak lore

THE MASTER'S NOTE

“Do not chase the algorithm. Make something your friend sends to another friend.”

EVENTUALLY, WE BECOME THE LORE

Stay unbothered.

The internet moves on. The master
finds a sunnier spot on the floor.

Community-led creative experiments
New ways to play with the character
Keep the dojo weird & welcoming

THE MASTER'S NOTE

“The real roadmap was the questionable memes we made along the way.”

✳ THIS IS THE VISION. WE BUILD IT TOGETHER.NO CRYSTAL BALL. JUST A VERY WISE CAT.

03 / THE CHARTTAKE A BREATH. THEN TAKE A LOOK.

THE CANDLES MOVE.
THE MASTER DOESN'T.

OPEN DEXSCREENER

PATIENCE IS A POWER MOVE.

The chart is
still steeping.

The master's pair hasn't arrived yet.
When it does, you'll find the live chart right here.

FOLLOW THE STORY

LESS STARING. MORE LIVING.A MOMENT OF ZEN, COURTESY OF THE MASTER.

A MEME, A BEARD, A SHARED SENSE OF HUMOR. $WOJAKHAO. THAT'S THE WHOLE PHILOSOPHY.

NI HAO,WOJAK.

A LITTLE PLAN.A LOT OF LORE.

Enter the dojo.

Spread the wisdom.

Stay unbothered.

THE CANDLES MOVE.THE MASTER DOESN'T.

The chart isstill steeping.

NI HAO,
WOJAK.

A LITTLE PLAN.
A LOT OF LORE.

THE CANDLES MOVE.
THE MASTER DOESN'T.

The chart is
still steeping.